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A Cobra Destined To Be a ‘Skin

Posted by KilgoreTroutIII Here he is ‘Skins. A guy who can tackle. And he’s perfect for a team that keeps beating itself. He tackles his own teammate. Sign him up. He plays for the Las Vegas Cobras. Hmmm. Gotta wonder … Continue reading

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Redskins in Trade Talks for Raiders’ Pigeon

Posted by KilgoreTroutIII According to a Redskins source, Daniel Snyder is negotiating with Al Davis in an attempt to trade for the Raiders’ special teams pigeon who was the star of yesterday’s Eagles-Raiders game. Without a playbook in his language, … Continue reading

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Not a Great Day for Redskin Families

Posted by SuckaFish Two rough stories today about Redskins and family members. Sean Taylor’s mom is facing bankruptcy and may lose the house he bought for her. (Daily Finance) Albert Haynesworth’s estranged wife wants some serious cash to pay bills. … Continue reading

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They Are Who We Thought They Were: Lions 19, Redskins 14

Posted by SuckaFish Lisa: Dad, do you know what schadenfreude is? Homer: No, I do not know what schadenfreude is, please tell me because I am dying to know … Lisa: It’s a German term for “shameful joy”, taking pleasure … Continue reading

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The Redskins Think Your Team Sucks

The ‘Skins spent most of the week blaming the fans for booing them and the media for being too tough on them. But then the voice of reason grabbed the mic. Believe it or not, the voice of reason was Clinton Portis. Continue reading

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Jim Zorn Hates Redskins Legends

In case you missed it, things are getting testy Ashburn. Offensive coordinator Head coach Jim Zorn and legendary QB Sonny Jurgensen had a heated exchange about the coaches decision to call a halfback option on third and goal against the Rams Sunday. Continue reading

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‘Skins Horrible & Win; Cowboys Dominate & Lose

Posted by KilgoreTroutIII Give credit where due to whoever first said “turnovers decide games.” Yesterday, the ‘Skins played a horrible offensive game — nine points on five red-zone possessiona — but matched the Rams with only one turnover apiece and … Continue reading

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New Name for the Redskins

The Supreme Court has been asked to hear arguments in a case that says the Washington Redskins team name is so offensive it should lose its trademark, so let’s get ahead of the curve and come up with a new one now. Continue reading

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No Wonder the Waiting List Takes So Long

A story by James V. Grimaldi in the Washington Post today says that the Redskins front office sold tickets (you know, that thing they don’t have any of because there’s a two-decade waiting list to get them) to individual games directly to brokers. Continue reading

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Terps vs. the Turk (pt. 2)

Here’s part two of our roundup of Maryland players battling to make NFL rosters. Continue reading

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