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Caps Rout Bruins 4-1 in Opener

Posted by SuckaFish The Caps started what might be their most anticipated season with a nearly perfect game. Alex Ovechkin had two goals and an assist and Brooks Laich added two power play goals after getting nine all of last … Continue reading

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Drop the Puck! NHL Season Preview Roundup

Posted by SuckaFish The Caps finally open the season Thursday night in Boston. Get a bunch of predictions and features from the experts, and some idiots, to get you ready at Stop Throwing Hats.

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And Now I Hate Chris Borque

Posted by SuckaFish I know none of this was his fault. He should be Rockin’ the Red in Boston Thursday night. The Caps couldn’t get anyone to take Michael Nylander’s incredibly huge salary and so they had to waive Borque … Continue reading

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Caps Waive Chris Borque

Posted by SuckaFish Well that didn’t last very long. One day after being told he had made the roster and would start the season in the NHL, the Caps placed Chris Borque on waivers because of salary cap concerns. The … Continue reading

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Caps Make Final Cuts

Posted by SuckaFish Chris Borque will start the season as a Washington Capital. See who else made the team at Stop Throwing Hats.

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Olie Kolzig Retires

Olie Kolzig, the greatest goaltender in Washington Capitals history, retired Wednesday. Continue reading

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Straight Rubles Homey

Ex-Cap Sergei Federov is getting paid.

Well, technically he’s getting repaid his own money.

Well, he would be getting repaid if the guy who stole it from him had the money. Continue reading

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I Wasn’t Complaining

What does “Stop throwing hats” mean? Continue reading

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Take Two

What the hell is SWAGLESS? Find out in 200 words or less. Continue reading

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