Monthly Archives: October 2009
I’m “On Track” to Write a Post Bitching About Verizon
I’ve been traveling a lot this month, so I’ve been using my cell phone a bit more than normal (some work conference calls; some “why the hell aren’t you at the airport to pick me up yet, jackass!” calls). Today, … Continue reading
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All This Fuss Over Jeff Fisher? Really?
Posted by Irregaahhdless It seems to me that Fisher’s gotten a lot of mileage out of barely losing the Super Bowl to the Rams. (Side note: Anyone who says that the Titans lost that game “by a yard” is an … Continue reading
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Just Get a Messenger Bag, For Chrissakes!
Posted by Irregaahhdless I judge people. All the time. I’m really good at it. And I make large, sweeping generalizations at the same time. Here’s one: If you use a wheeled briefcase, I hate you. We’ve got a few folks … Continue reading
Redskins in Trade Talks for Raiders’ Pigeon
Posted by KilgoreTroutIII According to a Redskins source, Daniel Snyder is negotiating with Al Davis in an attempt to trade for the Raiders’ special teams pigeon who was the star of yesterday’s Eagles-Raiders game. Without a playbook in his language, … Continue reading
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What Was That Purple Blur? And Where’s My Jock?
Posted by KilgoreTroutIII Jeremy Kerley confirmed his ticket to the NFL with this punt return for the TCU Horned Frogs in their 44-6 win over Colorado State Saturday. This clip doesn’t show it, but a lot of Rams were looking … Continue reading
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Cowboys vs. Nobody: Bye Week Cheat Sheet
Posted by SuckaFish The Cowboys are off this week. It’s your chance to use the RedZone Channel and the Sunday Ticket to the fullest of your abilities despite the fact that DirecTV is going to use this time to screw … Continue reading
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Week 6 NFL Picks: Me vs. a Two Year Old
Posted by SuckaFish Each week I’ll be picking games in a head-to-head competition with an intellectual equal, my two-year-old daughter. I put the logos of the two teams playing each other on the screen and she pointed to (this week … Continue reading
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DirecTV Rewards Your Loyalty by Trying to Steal $10 a Month From You
Posted by Irregaahhdless The lads at Deadspin already tore DirecTV a new one earlier this week. (Go read that. Really. I don’t mind. It’s excellent.) But in honor of my buddy Marc getting DirecTV installed at his new house today … Continue reading
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You Know How I Know I’m Gay?
Posted by SuckaFish I’ve used Edge Gel for the last 15 years or so. My wife came home from Costco recently with a new brand for me. It’s called Skintimate. It looked a slight bit feminine but I’m a guy … Continue reading
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Midnight Madness: Terps Preseason Rankings
Posted by SuckaFish Midnight Madness happens in College Park Friday night. Here’s how the experts around the country, and some total f-tards, rank the Terps this preseason. The best is #17, the worst is #45. And Dick Vitale had problems … Continue reading
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